Commentary:
Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
13 Funny dating advice quotes
A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.
Commentary:
Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
Commentary:
Taking "it's me, hi, I'm the problem" to new relationship heights! 😂🌀 #CertifiedCrazy
Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
Commentary:
Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
Don’t hate me, date me!
Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal search for the elusive 'right person' – a quest as mysterious and unpredictable as finding matching socks in the laundry. Keep looking, dear friend, for in the vast sea of potentials, there may just be a diamond in the rough…or at least someone who can tolerate your questionable taste in movies."
Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.
Commentary:
"Relationships are like room temperatures – it's all about that perfect balance! 🌡️❤️ So remember, it's all fun and games until someone turns up the heat or cranks the AC! 😂 #ThermostaticallyCompatible"
How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"
I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of who foots the bill on the first date 🤔 Maybe we should just all agree to let the house cover it and avoid the awkward wallet dance 💁♂️🏡 Who knew real estate could be such a matchmaker? 😂 #DateNightOnTheHouse"