Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.