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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

78 shares on X this month:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

13 shares on Discord this month:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

94 shares on Slack this month:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

59 shares on X this month:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Spotted on Slack:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Seen just now on Threads:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Trending via Slack:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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