Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.
  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  • I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
  • If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
  • Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.
  • According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.