15 funny tea quotes - Wordgag

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

May 20, 2026

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Apr 1, 2026

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Apr 1, 2026

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Mar 29, 2026

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Mar 29, 2026

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Mar 29, 2026

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Mar 28, 2026

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Mar 28, 2026

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Mar 28, 2026

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Mar 27, 2026

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Mar 26, 2026

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Mar 26, 2026

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Mar 26, 2026

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Mar 25, 2026

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Mar 24, 2026