Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques!