I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..! Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨ Related funny posts 🤝 “I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.” I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact. Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.