For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! π€ππ Related funny posts π€ Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?” My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.