I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness ๐๐ฎ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun canโt swim. The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash. Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever. Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program. I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.