Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.