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  • Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.
  • Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.
  • These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.
  • There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.
  • Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.
  • I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.