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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Just shared via Threads:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Trending via Slack:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Breaking via Twitch:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Trending via TikTok:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Just shared via TikTok:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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44 Funny attraction quotes

Funny attraction quotes 😂 are your go-to source for a good laugh while navigating the wild world of romance ❤️. Whether you’re looking to spice up your dating profile or lighten the mood with your crush, these witty one-liners and clever observations about love are sure to entertain 🎉. Perfect for sharing, they bring a playful twist to the ups and downs of attraction, leaving everyone smiling along the way 😄.

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6 days ago
Share →: The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Commentary:
Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
6 days ago
Share →: Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
6 days ago
Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Commentary:
Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
1 week ago
Share →: I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Commentary:
"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Commentary:
"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷‍♀️🛒✨"
2 months ago
Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
2 months ago
Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Commentary:
"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"
2 months ago
Share →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Commentary:
"True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"
2 months ago
Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
2 months ago
Share →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Commentary:
"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Trending via Telegram:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Just shared via Messenger:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Spotted on WeChat:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Just landed via Discord:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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