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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Just landed via Reddit:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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76 Funny attraction quotes

Funny attraction quotes 😂 are your go-to source for a good laugh while navigating the wild world of romance ❤️. Whether you’re looking to spice up your dating profile or lighten the mood with your crush, these witty one-liners and clever observations about love are sure to entertain 🎉. Perfect for sharing, they bring a playful twist to the ups and downs of attraction, leaving everyone smiling along the way 😄.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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1 week ago

attraction, fanfic, fun, humor, i, reading, real, romance, romantic, thinking, wish, wishful, wishful thinking
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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2 weeks ago

attraction, best, brand, city, city life, daily, daily life, dating, day, every, hot, hot woman, hottest, humor, life, literally, new, NYC, single, woman
A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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2 weeks ago

attraction, communication, flirting, reach, reach out, thinking, urge, woman
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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3 weeks ago

attraction, awkward, desire, forbidden, humor, me, person, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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1 month ago

admit, appearance, attraction, dating, dress, dude, fashion, fine, Funny, girl, girls, humor, medium, nice, style, super, ugly
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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1 month ago

admiration, attraction, beautiful, beautiful woman, car, compliment, fire, flattery, humor, i, inside, love, woman
I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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1 month ago

attention, attraction, humor, people, personality
“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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1 month ago

attraction, cherry, compliment, enough, flirty, gloss, humor, i, just, lip, lip gloss
You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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2 months ago

attraction, bad, desire, emotion, ever, frustration, humor, little, relationship, someone, want
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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2 months ago

attraction, communication, dating, factor, humor, important, interaction, love, online, online dating, online interaction, relationship, scent, stupid

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

59 shares on X this month:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Going viral on Facebook:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Seen just now on Slack:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Trending via X:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Freshly posted on Slack:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Trending via WeChat:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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