39 Funny attraction quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

  Commentary:
  "When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

  Commentary:
  "True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

  Commentary:
  "When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Does your blood pump that way just for me?

  Commentary:
  "Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

  Commentary:
  When in doubt, choose the pretty one—who needs honesty when you have looks? 😂💄✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"

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