Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕 Related funny posts 🤝 If you love someone, let them sleep. I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil. The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.