You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Like wanting a donut so much it makes me mad that I didn't buy a dozen 🍩😤 #CrushingHard Related funny posts 🤝 I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.