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Turning you on: level expert 🌟✨ Now, let the waiting game begin! 🎮😏
82 Funny attraction quotes
The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.
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Who knew my horse-taming skills would go to waste? 🐴💁♂️ #ModernProblems
Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.
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"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚"
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.
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Telepathic flirting level: Jedi Master 😂💫📞
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.
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When you’re starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person 🍿😅🔥
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
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🔥 When the car's as stunning as the driver… it’s a double-take kinda day! 😎🚗
I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.
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Invisible lovers: the ultimate way to avoid awkward small talk! 👻🤔🤣
“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”
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Can't resist that flavor, but I won't get a sugar rush, right? 🍒💄😆