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118 Funny body quotes
I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.
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Mar 18, 2025
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
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Mar 18, 2025
I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
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Mar 18, 2025
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
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Mar 18, 2025
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
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Mar 18, 2025
My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.
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Mar 18, 2025
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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Mar 18, 2025
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
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Mar 18, 2025
I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
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Mar 18, 2025
If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.
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Mar 18, 2025
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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Mar 17, 2025
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
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Mar 17, 2025
My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
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Mar 17, 2025
People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.
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Mar 8, 2025
My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
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Mar 6, 2025
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.
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Feb 25, 2025
Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.
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Feb 25, 2025
Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
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Feb 25, 2025
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
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Feb 25, 2025
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
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Feb 25, 2025
“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.
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Feb 25, 2025
Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.
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Feb 18, 2025
But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
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Feb 9, 2025
I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.
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Feb 9, 2025
Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.
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Feb 9, 2025
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