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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Live now on Messenger:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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β€œI’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has downloaded:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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The question β€œhow is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Took a personality test and the results just said β€œuh-oh”

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Trending via TikTok:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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The spelling of β€œbourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Seen just now on Discord:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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