205 Funny body quotes

• Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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  2 days ago

  body, grooming, holiday, humor, just, Santa, shave, shaved, whole

• The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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  2 weeks ago

  body, body wash, brand, called, disappointment, fact, head, Head and Shoulders, humor, hygiene, idea, knees, product, product idea, shampoo, shoulders, t, wash

• Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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  3 weeks ago

  body, crazy, digestion, dinner, humor, organ, organs, poop

• My body is a vessel for various dips.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, dip, eating, food, humor, snack, vessel

• Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, body hair, case, grooming, hair, humor, just, media, post, preparation, shaved, shaving, social, social media

• My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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  4 weeks ago

  anyone, body, emotion, ever, handle, humor, love, loving, relationship, romantic, romantic relationship, self-deprecation, stress

• I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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  1 month ago

  body, daily, daily routine, drink, eat, frustration, hate, having, high, humor, i, maintenance, routine, shower, sleep, stupid

• When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, body, designating, gain, humor, i, preference, should, weight, where

• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  1 month ago

  body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work

• I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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  2 months ago

  body, body count, count, curiosity, dating, humor, i, remark, self-description, spirit, witty, witty remark

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