210 Funny body quotes

• I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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  1 hour ago

  add, adult, adult humor, ahead, body, body count, count, dream, humor, i, joke, just, last, night, real, relationship, sex, sex dream

• You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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  3 hours ago

  body, common, common sense, emotion, feeling, humor, know, leaving, little, love, relationship, sense, someone, tingly, tingly feeling

• According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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  4 hours ago

  am, BMI, body, body image, height, humor, i, image, joke, short, shortness, too

• May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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  5 hours ago

  body, butt, challenge, clothing, comfort, day, getting, hardest, humor, jeans, over

• I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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  5 hours ago

  bed, body, getting, getting out of bed, handle, humor, laziness, morning, morning struggle, much, nonsense, struggle, sure, tired

• So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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  6 hours ago

  anger, body, chihuahua, feel, frustration, humor, i, little, much, personality, pet, small, small body

• Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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  8 hours ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bit, body, body reaction, boner, boy, Funny, getting, humor, moment, random, random boner, reaction

• I want this laziness removed from my body.

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  9 hours ago

  body, desire, humor, i, laziness, motivation, procrastination, want

• Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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  10 hours ago

  5, body, body image, fatter, future, here, humor, i, image, joke, myself, self, weight, where

• By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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  10 hours ago

  40, again, age, age 40, body, body image, clothes, day, eternal, fashion, fit, humor, image, keep, optimism, should, size, size too small, small, too, wardrobe

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