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"Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"
141 Funny body quotes
Funny body quotes highlight the quirks, surprises, and hilarious realities of living in a human suit! 😄💪 Whether it’s mysterious aches, loud stomach growls in quiet rooms, or your body deciding to nap at the worst times, these quotes remind us that our bodies might not be perfect — but they sure are entertaining. Get ready to laugh from head to toe! 😂🦵🧠
Trending Funny Body Quotes 🔥
- I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
- Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.
- Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.
- Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
- Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
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"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5" -
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"Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶" -
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"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist" -
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"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic" -
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"Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩" -
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"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹" -
Share →: Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.…
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"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay" -
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"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨" -
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"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
Top Funny Body Quotes 🔥
- I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.
- Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
- I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
- My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”
- Short men store so much anger in their little body.
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