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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
213 Funny body quotes
Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?
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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture! 🥨😌🪑
My only issue with Ozempic is that some of y’all are taking it before considering the fact that you have a naturally large head.
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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!
When you get to a certain age, your body becomes so disrespectful.
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Ah, yes, I'm at that age where my knees crack louder than my morning coffee machine.
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?
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Apparently, my body thinks it's hydrating the Sahara instead of just being a human! 🚰🤔💦
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.
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Looks like my genes filed a restraining order against my glow-up! 💥🧬😅
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
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That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
Just shaved my whole body for Santa.
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Looks like you're ready for a spot on Santa's sleek reindeer team! 🦌🎅✨