Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈 Related funny posts 🤝 People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic. Shaved my bush and went down a pants size. Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again. I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.