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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! 🏖️💖🤯

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anyone, body, emotion, ever, handle, humor, love, loving, relationship, romantic, romantic relationship, self-deprecation, stress on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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