My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! 🏖️💖🤯 Related funny posts 🤝 I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.