I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Apr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Funny text about body maintenance, highlighting humorous frustration with human needs and routines.

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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤

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