My favorite body lotion is Voltaren. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your spa day turns into a sports injury treatment! πββοΈπββοΈπ€£ Related funny posts π€ Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. Not sure if βlife hackβ exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs. Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news. My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like theyβre hamsters.