I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my genes filed a restraining order against my glow-up! 💥🧬😅 Related funny posts 🤝 The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about. Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark. I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.