680 Funny food quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

  Commentary:
  "Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

  Commentary:
  "When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: 80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'hangry' monster strikes again! 🍔😡 Just feed it and watch the peace return! 😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm on their do-not-en-banh mi list! 🍞🚫😂 #PhoRealTho"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  Commentary:
  "Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"

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