The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟 Related funny posts 🤝 All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos. Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day? Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos. It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.