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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
963 Funny food quotes
No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.
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Potatoes: the root of all joy and the spudtacular cure for sadness! 🥔😂
Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.
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Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.
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When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.
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That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.
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"Guess I'm just here for the attention then… or maybe I'm just lactose-intolerant! 😂🧀🍰"
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.
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Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating