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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
956 Funny food quotes
Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.
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"Guess I'm just here for the attention then… or maybe I'm just lactose-intolerant! 😂🧀🍰"
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.
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Donut worry, I'm just ensuring future me sticks to the diet plan! 🍩😅 #StrategicEating
People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.
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When the food's that good, it deserves a round of applause too! 🍽️👏🎉
My soulmate is chocolate cake.
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Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋
The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.
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Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋
Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.
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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!
I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.
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So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔