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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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