Funny Mountain Dew quotes

Witty quote about mixing cheap drinks, humorously comparing it to an orc’s blood.

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Commentary:
Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉