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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Jan 21, 2026

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Jan 21, 2026

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Jan 21, 2026

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Jan 21, 2026

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Jan 21, 2026

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Jan 21, 2026

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Jan 21, 2026

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Jan 21, 2026

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Jan 21, 2026

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Jan 21, 2026

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Jan 21, 2026

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Jan 21, 2026

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Jan 21, 2026

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Jan 21, 2026

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Jan 20, 2026

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Jan 20, 2026

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Jan 20, 2026

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Jan 20, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Jan 20, 2026

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Jan 20, 2026

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Jan 20, 2026

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Jan 20, 2026

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Jan 20, 2026

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Jan 20, 2026

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Jan 20, 2026

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Jan 20, 2026

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Jan 20, 2026

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Jan 20, 2026

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Jan 20, 2026

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Jan 20, 2026

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Jan 20, 2026

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Jan 20, 2026

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Jan 20, 2026

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Jan 20, 2026

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Jan 20, 2026

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Jan 20, 2026

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Jan 20, 2026

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Jan 20, 2026

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Jan 19, 2026

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Jan 19, 2026