I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial πππ¨ Related funny posts π€ I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy. Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so donβt try to tell me Iβm not romantic. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food. I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.