Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Commentary:
“Ah, the modern-day ‘I’m here for you, but also conveniently ghosting you’ reassurance! 😆📱 Don’t worry, I’m just a few unanswered calls away from reaching out…eventually! ⏳💬”

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