Funny quick fox quotes

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.