34 Funny rejection quotes

• I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

  ---

  0

  9 hours ago

  dark, dark humor, devil, humor, i, joke, rejection, said, selling, selling soul, soul, tried

• Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

  ---

  0

  1 month ago

  boyfriend, conversation, darkness, friend, friendship, hello, humor, i, joke, me, old, rejection, relationship

• Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  absolutely, attempt, connection, consolation, consolation prize, cruelty, dating, failed, friendship, humor, prize, rejection, relationship, romantic, romantic connection

• Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  communication, dating, dislike, love, mean, mixed, mixed signal, rejection, relationship, signal, signals, simple

• Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  chalanting, definitely, dislike, else, flirting, girl, humor, nonchalant, rejection, relationship, somewhere

• “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  asked, ChatGPT, conversation, family, grok, humor, humor quote, i, joke, mom, rejection, said, technology, well

• Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  ask, awkward, blocked, comedy, couch, courage, humor, i, imagine, me, playful, quirky, rejection, relationship, under, unexpected, why

• Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  dating, humor, humor quote, laughter, rejection, reply, romantic, sarcasm, single, someone, still, words

• I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  communication, exactly, honesty, humor, humor quote, i, indecision, just, know, let, me, meant, misunderstanding, rejection, said, sarcasm, tell, think

• I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  bad, bed, blocked, confidence, dating, humor, media, never, rejection, relationships, sarcasm, self-esteem, social, social media, told, unfriended

All funny rejection quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌