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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Making waves on Facebook:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Trending via Discord:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Trending via Threads:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Going viral on Twitch:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Just landed via Slack:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Breaking via WeChat:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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23 Funny rejection quotes

Funny rejection quotes 💔😂 turn those awkward no’s into LOL moments! When life shuts a door, these witty comebacks open a window of humor, reminding you that rejection isn’t the end—it’s just a plot twist 🎭✨. Perfect for sharing a laugh, boosting your mood, or lightening up any “thanks, but no thanks” situation. Ready to giggle through the “nos”? Let’s dive in and embrace the funny side of rejection! 😎🎉

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2 days ago
Share →: “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Commentary:
When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩‍👧✋
3 days ago
Share →: Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Commentary:
That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻
4 days ago
Share →: Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Commentary:
When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
1 week ago
Share →: I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Commentary:
😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃‍♂️💨📞x
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Commentary:
"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Commentary:
"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"
2 months ago
Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Commentary:
"Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"
2 months ago
Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Commentary:
"Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Just shared via Telegram:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Trending via Reddit:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Freshly posted on X:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Shared recently on Discord:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Making waves on Twitch:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Going viral on Telegram:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Going viral on Facebook:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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