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12 Funny rejection quotes

You tell people you're not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn't love me back.

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I'm not even a 2nd choice, I'm like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
When someone says “I don't want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025