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4 weeks ago
Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Commentary:
"Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"
1 month ago
Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Commentary:
"Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"
2 months ago
Share →: Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃‍♀️💨 When she's not into you, she's probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁‍♀️ Guess it's time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂
5 months ago
Share →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Commentary:
🤣 "When you decline that drink like a boss and suddenly everyone is questioning your life choices! Who knew sobriety could be in such high demand? It's like you just declined a winning lottery ticket! 💰 Cheers to being a party pooper, I mean, responsible adult! 🥤 #LifeChoices"
5 months ago
Share →: Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Commentary:
📰 Breaking news alert! 🚨 Looks like we've got a case of the "reverse crush syndrome" where the tables have turned faster than you can say "oops!" 😅 Remember folks, in the game of love, timing is everything…or perhaps this is just a classic case of "like it, then lost it"! 😄💔
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Commentary:
"Remember, the best way to say 'I need my personal space' is with a good ol' Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"
5 months ago
Share →: A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Commentary:
"Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' 🤣🐶 #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth"