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Witty quote about failed soul-selling attempt with a humorous, playful vibe.

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ΉπŸ“„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, devil, humor, i, joke, rejection, said, selling, selling soul, soul, tried on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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