I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home. I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo. Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.