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Mar 22, 2026

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Clever witty text about ignoring DMs and soulmate promises, playful and humorous.

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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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