I donβt really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Commitment issues? Nah, just auditioning for a hit reality drama! πππ Related funny posts π€ When I say βI hate dramaβ, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long? Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not. The weatherβs got more mood swings than a reality show reunion. If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.