106 Funny sex quotes

• Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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  2 months ago

  alive, being, cool, ever, existence, horror, humor, irony, life, peace, sex

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  29 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, ever, financial, financial joy, great, humor, joy, money, sex, surprise

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  65 shares on TikTok this month.

• Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, bead, bead curtain, broken, broken leg, curtain, getting, horse, humor, leg, me, put, sex, sex shop, shop, situation, tangled

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  113 shares on Reddit this month.

• I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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  2 months ago

  character, character development, development, focus, glad, growth, humor, i, life, makers, personal, personal growth, scene, sex, sex scene, unnecessary

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  82 shares on WeChat this month.

• I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, city, comedy, humor, i, jealousy, luxury, money, much, satire, sex, show, TV, TV Show, upset, watch

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  78 shares on Instagram this month.

• Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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  2 months ago

  craving, desire, food, having, humor, humor quote, i, joke, sex, tacos, wish

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  10 shares on Snapchat this month.

• Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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  2 months ago

  adult, comedy, double, double entendre, entendre, good, hand, humor, innuendo, joke, left, making, masturbation, playful, right, sandwich, sex

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  105 shares on Telegram this month.

• Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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  2 months ago

  accent, apology, babe, being, British, British accent, cancel, dating, fake, geographic, geographic inconsistency, going, humor, inconsistency, keeps, medieval, relationship, roleplay, sarcasm, sex, sorry

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  15 shares on Threads this month.

• Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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  2 months ago

  before, biblical, biblical loophole, dog, doggy, doggy style, dogs, follow, heaven, humor, joke, loophole, marriage, me, sex, sin, style

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  84 shares on Telegram this month.

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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  2 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

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  49 shares on Snapchat this month.

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