89 Funny sex quotes

Funny sex quotes bring a playful touch to the subject of intimacy and relationships! 😄💋 Whether it’s light-hearted humor about bedroom antics or witty remarks on romance, these quotes offer a fun perspective on a sometimes serious topic. Enjoy a laugh while embracing the lighter side of love! 😂❤️

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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When life gives you existential dread, just remember: deep breaths and chocolate cake save the day 🍰😅

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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Finding extra money in my account feels like discovering a treasure chest full of ice cream! 🍦💸😂

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Finally, a plot twist I can get behind! 📚😅 #SelfImprovement

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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"Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig"

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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"Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! 😂🏰🌍 #AccentuateThePositive"

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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