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Guess we need a new category: NSFW (Not Suitable For Waiting 🤪📧💌)
112 Funny sex quotes
This sex could have been an email.
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Looks like someone's intimate performance came with an "unsubscribe" option! 📧🙈😂
Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.
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Sounds like some folks are filing international conflicts under "For Research Purposes Only" 😂🌍🧠
Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.
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When you're arguing with your toaster because it dared to burn your toast… 🍞🔥😡
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
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Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?
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Trying to focus on core strength when it seems like Pilates just wants to flirt! 😜💪🧘♀️
I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.
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"Turns out the real magic trick was squeezing out of those jeans 🎩👖😅"
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?
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Who needs bedtime action when you can have bedtime fiction? 🛌📖😴
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.
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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪