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Doing backbends for love, but he's still the one getting possessed by good vibes 😂🙃💃
117 Funny sex quotes
“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?
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When your rivals choke, it feels like winning the championship! 🏆😂🙌
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
This email could’ve been sex.
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Guess we need a new category: NSFW (Not Suitable For Waiting 🤪📧💌)
This sex could have been an email.
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Looks like someone's intimate performance came with an "unsubscribe" option! 📧🙈😂
Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.
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Sounds like some folks are filing international conflicts under "For Research Purposes Only" 😂🌍🧠
Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.
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When you're arguing with your toaster because it dared to burn your toast… 🍞🔥😡
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
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Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨