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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Commentary:
"Me at 2 AM asking for 'drink preferences' 😂🥂 #VampireBartender"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, dark, dark humor, drinking, hours, humor, last, me, mortal, sarcastic, supernatural, tell, vampire, vampire humor on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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