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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, boyfriend, dating, flip, flip phone, getting, gift, humor, joke, need, next, phone, relationship, simplicity, tech on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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