Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I just got a surprise vacation that my wallet wasn't ready for! 💸✈️😂 Related funny posts 🤝 “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends. I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house. I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. I need a six-month vacation twice a year.