Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Relatable! Dating or just a one-person comedy show starring me? ππ Related funny posts π€ The nice thing about egotists is that they donβt talk about other people. I dare you to try and be more single than me. My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. “Iβd rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.