Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality" Related funny posts 🤝 If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me. Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.