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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Pizza slices mysteriously disappear one by one! πŸ•πŸ˜‚ Looks like an intense pizza consumption challenge is in progress! Will they reach Slice Number 5 and rewrite the record books? Stay tuned for more cheesy updates! πŸ§€πŸ“Ί"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad news, eating, food, good, good news, humor, i, news, pizza, repetition, slice, times on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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