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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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