Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.
  • The only thing I miss all day is my bed.
  • The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’
  • I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.
  • Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
  • My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.