Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed" Related Funny Posts 🤝 What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net. If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife. You can reach me by butterfly. I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.