Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.