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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

3 months ago

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"Guys love being called ‘daddy’ until the pregnancy test comes back positive 🤰🙈… Suddenly, that nickname takes on a whole new level of responsibility! 😂 #PlotTwist #SorryNotSorry"

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