“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.