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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.