Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.
  • Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  • Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
  • I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.