Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Commentary:
Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜”

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