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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hosp…

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hosp…

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"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dying, fitness, health, health nut, hospital, humor, irony, lifestyle, lying, mortality, nothing, nut, sarcasm, someday, stupid on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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