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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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Be gentle with me, Iโ€™m from the 1900s.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Met a microbiologist once. Theyโ€™re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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