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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

2 months ago

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

2 months ago

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

6 months ago

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45 shares on Telegram this month:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

50 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

63 shares on X this month:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

75 shares on TikTok this month:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Oh good. Another day.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Trending via Messenger:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Live now on YouTube:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Just landed via Instagram:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Spotted on TikTok:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Seen just now on YouTube:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Going viral on Slack:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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