Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.