Hey babe, do you wanna cuddle and regulate cortisol levels together? Posted onJun 30, 2026Jun 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! π§Έπ¬β€οΈ Related funny posts π€ My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science. The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done. When I said I wanted to be held, I didnβt mean accountable.